Kick off Pride month with us at Public Works and our favorite band: ESG!
Stay high from ESG as you roll right into Pride just a few weeks later at El Rio
THIS SATURDAY :: 4.16.22::8PM:: HARD FRENCH !!
Lets Rock the Boat…Rock the Boat Baby!
Hard French DJ’s are beyond excited to join The Blessed Madonna, Space Ghost and Bay Area Legend David Harness for an evening cruise through the San Francisco Bay . We’ve got our own deck ya’ll ❤ ❤ <# and its basically gonna be SICK (like cool..not like barf cuz of boats sick …but also you should def bring some DRAMAmine if you’re barf inclined) . NUF ABOUT BARF! LETS PARTY! Wear LOOQS , bring your affair person and buy TIX at the link below now.
You’re wonderful and look sexy on boats
XXX :: HARD FRENCH CREW
***$25 Tickets Available at the door***
Hard French ▽ Pride Saturday ▽ Day Dance
Saturday June 26, 2021 // 2:00pm -7pm
El Rio, 3158 Mission St
Brown Amy (Hard French)
Vin Sol (Hard French, Club Lonely)
THE DANCE FLOOR IS BACK BABY!
I guess we CAN have nice things! Congrats on on not being mensas Bay Area. Your resilience, adherence to guidelines, grounding in reality, adaptability, and determination to get back to love-you-can-touch-and-feel means we can finally fucking DANCE! …like for real DANCE… with TOUCHING (and consent of course)!
Attention Party Witches
We are beyond thrilled to return to our patio in the Mission, El Rio with a very special, very ON THE DANCE FLOOR, PRIDE Saturday Day Dance featuring Hard French DJs Brown Amy and Vin Sol as well as special guests Carlos Souffront and Jeffrey Sfire. This is a straight up PARTY line up, so bring zapatos for dancing, your frenchiest party crew and hydrate ahead. Time to get down babe.
Hard French Crew
STAY HOME IF YOU’RE SICK
IN AN EFFORT TO SAFELY GATHER OUR COMMUNITY TOGETHER, YOU MUST BE VACCINATED TO ENTER EL RIO. ADDITIONALLY – WE ACKNOWLEDGE THE COMPLEXITIES AROUND THE MAJOR MISTRUST AND INHERENT FAILURES PAST AND PRESENT OF THE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IN THIS COUNTRY. IF YOU NEED AN EXCEPTION TO BE MADE PLEASE CONTACT US TO MAKE A SAFETY PLAN: HELLO@ELRIOSF.COMIF YOU HAVE HAD ANY COVID-LIKE SYMPTOMS IN THE PAST 10 DAYS OR IF YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO ANYONE WHO IS ILL PLEASE DO NOT ENTER OUR SPACE.WE OF COURSE UNDERSTAND THAT REOPENING IS A PROCESS AND EVERYONE WILL HAVE THEIR OWN COMFORTABILITY LEVELS. WE ENCOURAGE MASK WEARING FOR ALL INDIVIDUALS / ANYONE WHO HAS HEALTH AND SAFETY CONCERNS. WE ARE TRYING OUR BEST TO KEEP YOU AND OUR STAFF SAFE – WE THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND COOPERATION.WE ARE SO GLAD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
SATURDAY MAY 15th
El Rio, 3158 Mission Street
Three seatings — click here for tickets
Featuring DJs Brown Amy & Vin Sol, hosted by Nikki Jizz, Performances by Persia, Kitty Von Quim, Dulce de Leche & the very special drag debut of our very own Dance Babe Ms. Marie Love’O
….well that was weird huh? Greetings from Vax town Hard French . Did you get yours? We’re so excited to hug you (masked and with consent of course) again!
The incredible, RESILIENT and magical staff of El Rio asked us to help warm up the patio for them and seeing as how we’ve mastered all breads, cooked every cookbook, become Zoom wizards, beat back Facism, and taken down the honey bear guy we figured all thats left is to French with you again. So we’re easing into the moment with a very special, very safe, very hard french set of sit down only happy hours on Saturday May 15th. Break out your best reunion look and prepare to bring that Hard French energy baby! Lets be weird.
Cover Art : @Stanley Frank Sensation
Cover Photo : IG @hug_me_with_your_eyes
The Hard French Exxxperience is a sit down cabaret style event with live performances, DJ’s and Table service only. Seating is limited to your 2 hour time slot and attendees must wear masks when moving through the space / away from tables & interacting w staff. Tables are spaced in accordance with local public health guidelines and guests MAY NOT intermingle with other tables . Let’s show mad respect for the El Rio staff. They’re doing they’re absolute best to keep you safe and wacky baby!
Hard French Crew
Hard French: Get Ready for the Future, 10 year anniversary event
RSVP on Facebook!
Sat May 2 2020 2pm
Online at: twitch.tv/hardfrenchsf
$10 virtual door donation can be made via Venmo @hardfrench (a portion of proceeds to benefit El Rio)
SOCIALIZE/DANCE (you’ll need a second device!): Zoom: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/88209896230?pwd=N3FnNTVvbVVIVkp2Yk1iQ1dyL0pFZz09
Meeting ID: 882 0989 6230
Twitch is streaming technology — keep these points in mind when attending our virtual event:
1.) Watching it on a laptop or computer screen will be the best experience!
2.) Make sure you are in an area that has the strongest wifi connection.
3.) Creating an account on Twitch will allow you to partake in the chat and interact with the crew and our performers.
4.) Remember to unmute to hear us! Refresh the page if it freezes or seems glitchy
Please remember to tip your performers — and Hard French! See you on the virtual dance floor, dance babe.
Hosts: Dulce de Leche and Lil Miss Hot Mess
70’s Digital Discotheque with:
special guest: Bezier (all the way from Berlin!)
Fresh Mixes with our new sound @ SoundCloud.com/hardfrench
San Cha (Los Angeles!)
Kitty von Quim (Austin!)
Dulce de Leche
Lil Miss Hot Mess (Los Angeles!)
And your Jiggalicious dance babes:
Kelly Lovemonster (Sydney!)
Yves St. Croissant
Produced by: Jerry Lee
Troubles of course provided by: Devon D, Tim S and Jorge P.
Artwork by: Karoline Hatch
2020 in the Star of CV19 …
Ground control to the extraterrestrial boogie dwellers, the beam me ups and ALL the celestial bodies riding out this eclipse on your own Milky Way. Its been 10 earth years since we started orbiting your stars and the constellations reveal a shift in the course ahead. Strap in Hard French, we’re tilting into the future.
For our 10th year of Hard Cruising Hard French is moving forward a decade in sound and ushering in the groove with our new shipmate and DJ Vin Sol. Tap into this new reality with a new era of mixes from our DJ’s in the links below.
To kick things off Hard French 2020 launches into your living rooms on Saturday May 2nd with an out of this world 70s era digital discotheque, an interstellar cast of performers and special guests literally from the other side of the planet. Along with live hosts and a meteor shower of live jiggles from your Jiggalicious dance babes your Saturday afternoon just waxed its moon baby!
Get Ready for the Future Hard French. …..she’s definitely got a way of showing up ♥ Boop Boop.
So many DJs, so little time — let us entertain you on September 14th with TWO amazing events!
Hard French Roller Disco
2pm – 8pm
FREE! all ages event
with DJs Brown Amy, Vin Sol, and Carrie On Disco
Fort Mason Center for Arts & Culture (the event will be outside in the parking lot as a pop up roller rink installation)
Hard French will be providing the musical backdrop for avaf’s reimagined roller rink: a painting-like environment that blends psychedelia, color fields, and the gender-queer imagery of San Francisco’s legendary performance troupe The Cockettes to create an iconic pop up art installation.
The Church of 8 Wheels will provide rental skates available to visitors for $5. Local roller-skating organizations the Church of 8 Wheels and Bay Area Derby are partnering with FMCAC to produce and operate the rink.
The event is free to attend, but if you plan on skating you should make a reservation here: https://fortmason.org/box-office/?eid=29557. A limited number of tickets are held each hour for walks up even if advance reservations are sold out. If you don’t plan to skate, no need to make advance reservations.
For more information about the artists and collaborators please visit https://fortmason.org/event/avaf/
CAN’T GET ENOUGH? WE UNDERSTAND! COME TO OUR OFFICIAL AFTER PARTY:
Hard French at Fort Mason AfterParty.
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Step in to the Gaytrix Hard French
This forthcoming Pride Sunday, Hard French Presents invites you to leave planet dearth and launch into the big gay ether with us for the 9th installment of our annual Hard French ▼s Los Homos pride party.
For our last party at our home away from homo, Mezzanine, we’re rounding out your holigay weekend with a special live performance by 80’s Synth Pop and New Wave sensations Book of Love. Long single earings, eye liner & mixed lace encouraged. Joining Book of Love in the Discotheque arc en Ciel, we’ve gathered a cross section of some of the best Bay Area DJ’s and are beyond our words to share a moment of magic with our prima from el sur San Cha! All this alongside our annual Stevenson Alley Outdoor Block Party featuring the amaxing BSide Boogie crew and of course your Hard French DJ’s Brown Amy and Carnita.
Drink Water, Prep Look ♥
Hard Dancing, Hard Cruising, Hard French
HARD FRENCH ▼s LOS HOMOS IX
Pride Sunday June 30th, 2019
3pm-11pm (outdoor block party 3pm-8pm)
$25 Early Bird Pre Sale // $30-$35 general pre-sale// Some tickets available at the door
Featuring a special live performance by:
Book of Love
Discotheque Arc en Ciel par Bay Area DJs:
with Magic by :
& The Stevenson Alley Outdoor Block Party with:
BSide Boogie & Brown Amy and Carnita
French Safer Baby
Partying smart is hot and encouraged at Hard French. If you feel unsafe or see something is off — do not hesitate to contact a HF crew member, our door person, or venue security. Some ways we party safer:
* By not tolerating hate/shaming of any kind at our events. The safety of QTPOC will always be our main priority.
* Practicing consent. Do not touch anyone without their permission. “But I’m gay” or “I’m really drunk” are not excuses, you will be kicked out.
* Minding our primos. If your buddy is a mess, help them out. If you see someone is alone and needs help, let us know.
* Lastly. We love yr fancy forward fashion ways – but if your first inclination is to grab your Afro wig- please don’t come to this event.
Oh hi again Computer Luuvers. Its time to put your Instant Pot away. We’re gonna start summer now ♥ !!
Adjust your short shorts mijo cuz its Hard French Family Reunion Time!…and ayy are we ready! On May 11th help us kick off our 9th year of Frenchin, Cruisin and lots and lots of Dancin by joinin us out back on the patio of our planet of origin El Rio ♥.
To get your thrusters goin again, we’re bringin the heat with our special guests : DJ Dizzy Miss Lizzy from San Francisco’s Black Rhythm Happening, and by popular demand, your hella fun cousin DJ Cinnamon Beans , a.k.a Nicole Whitten! … FIRE!
We’ll be there too. Along with some Jiggalicious Dance Babes, Heka Free BBQ, and our capitAnes Brown Amy and DJ Carnita…. bring chisme.
Hard French Family Reunion 2019
Saturday May 11th @ El Rio 2pm-8pm
Dj Dizzy Miss Lizzy (Black Rhythm Happening, SF)
Dj Cinnamon Beans (Nicole Whitten, SF)
Dj’s Brown Amy and Carnita
The Jiggalicious Dance Babes
Free BBQ till it runs out. Endless Cruising.
Hard Dancing, Hard Cruising, Hard French.