Public Works is rallying some of its favorite co-conspirators from all around the Mission for a night of Food, Art, Sounds, Styles and Philanthropy. Mission United aims to bring the diversity and creativity of our favorite neighborhood under one roof for a night of community celebration. Always looking for ways to give back to the community, Public Works will be donating the proceeds to both the San Francisco Community Music Center, Mission Graduates and San Francisco Goodwill. In addition to being beneficiaries of the event, Goodwill will be hosting the “Goodwill Lounge,” showcasing some of the amazing fashion and unique treasures to be found in their stores. While you peruse the Goodwill gems and bask in local art and food, we welcome you to enjoy the sounds from some of San Francisco’s best DJ crews. Shake your hips to the scratchy 45′s of Hard French. Move your feet to the funky soul from the Motown on Mondays gang. Nod your head to the eclectic hip hop vibes of Grown Kids Radio and let your freak flag fly with the ladies from Stay Gold, Mancub & Cap’n Kirk from the Space Cowboys, Melyss from Opel and Mission stalwarts DJ Theory, Roost Uno, plus a host of wandering minstrels and performers. This night promises to be a raucous reminder of everything you love about San Francisco’s most happenin’ hood.

And because we always have your well-being in mind, we are going to have a plethora of discounts and goodies for you. Admission is free for all who donate clothing before 930pm
The first 100 donating clothing after 930 receive their choice of either a free drink or a free movie pass.

EVENT DETAILS:
PUBLIC WORKS PRESENTS : MISSION UNITED : CELEBRATING THE MISSION & BENEFITTING SAN FRANCISCO COMMUNITY MUSIC CENTER,
MISSION GRADUATES, and SAN FRANCISCO GOODWILL

Saturday May 25, 2013 at Public Works 161 Erie Street, San Francisco.
8PM – 3AM
Tickets: $5 at the door before 11pm / $10 after
Presale: $5
Ticketing:  http://ticketf.ly/18rQxmp
Facebook Event: https://www.facebook.com/events/100389106833570/
Ages 21+

About Goodwill :
The Goodwill Mission : We create solutions to poverty through the businesses we operate.We open doorways to jobs for local people in need. Goodwill
provides structured on-the-job training, life skills coaching, and employment opportunities to people ready to transform their lives. Called The Goodwill Way,
our proven method moves people from hopelessness and dependency to confidence and stability through the power of work. We focus on people coming
out of prison, off the streets, and out of addiction – the chronically unemployed for whom Goodwill is often a last hope. We help many migrate from public
assistance to paycheck, become self-sufficient, and take part in supporting their families and communities.
More than 80% of our revenue comes selling goods generously donated by residents of San Francisco, San Mateo and Marin Counties. We operate 33
donation sites, 21 stores, an eCommerce business, and a salvage operation – staffed primarily by people participating in our job training programs. (The
balance of our revenue comes from grants and philanthropy, including individual gifts)

http://www.sfgoodwill.org

About San Francisco Community Music Center:
With branches in the Mission and Richmond districts, as well as programs throughout the city, Community Music Center makes music accessible to people
of all ages, musical levels, and financial backgrounds. Our students range in age from one to 90+ years old and enjoy classes in everything from Western
classical to Chinese to Latin Music. Founded in 1921, Community Music Center is the Bay Area’s oldest community arts organization and San Francisco’s
largest provider of high quality, affordable music education. From our teachers to our office staff, we’re all committed to sharing our love of music and
helping our students succeed.

http://sfcmc.org/

About Mission Graduates :
Mission Graduates is a nonprofit organization that increases the number of K-12 students in San Francisco’s Mission District who are prepared for and complete a college education. For 40 years, Mission Graduates (MG) has been an important institution in San Francisco’s Mission District–an ethnically mixed, low-income community, where per capita income is just $13,951. Mission Graduates (then called St. John’s Educational Thresholds Center) was first created by members of St. John’s the Episcopal church, as a tutorial program for under-performing neighborhood children.In late 2006, after an extensive assessment of its historic strengths as an organization, Mission Graduates strengthened its commitment to getting more kids from the neighborhood into college as a means to achieve economic equity and strengthen the fabric of the Mission community. College education as an “end goal” is a theme that is woven through all of our academic enrichment programs serving low-income youth in the Mission District, the majority of whom are Latino. This population is greatly under-represented at four-year colleges due to a variety of factors, including little household expectation for going to college, a lack of information about financial aid, concerns about residency status, and over-taxed high school counselors.We work towards fulfilling our mission through a wide range of K-12 after-school, in-school and summer programs that reach over 1,100 children, youth and families each year.

http://www.missiongraduates.org/

HARD FRENCH
a saturday afternoon soul music dance party

April 6th, 2pm – 8pm
$7 – dancing and cruising
3pm – 4pm: $1 beers
3pm – 5pm: free BBQ until its all gone!

yr Hard French DJs:
DJ Carnita & DJ Brown Amy
Spinning the baddest all-vinyl girl group grooves, northern soul stunners and funky foot stompers this side of the ’60s

special guest DJ:
Beyonda (A Hole In My Soul — PDX)
Raised on Dirty South, Soul, Gospel and Memphis sounds DJ Beyonda has spent a decade traveling the US spinning her collection of rare, vintage Soul and Rhythm & Blues 45s.

“I’ve Got a Hole in My Soul,” her 6 year-old, ground-breaking monthly of late 50s-early 60s Soul, Rhythm & Blues, & early Rock n Roll 45s has achieved legendary status with heavyweight dj-collectors and “beautifully ecstatic dancers” around the country.

w/ the Hard French Jiggalicious Dance Babes
“Babes shakin it down and making you move.”

As Always:
**Hard French photo booth photographed by Shot In The City! (6pm – 8pm)**

All PHOTO BOOTH proceeds will benefit the Sick Collective. SICK is an artist-driven collective that aims to unite a community of artists who are simultaneously navigating chronic illness and gender-variant identities in the Bay Area and beyond.http://www.sickcollective.org/

Bridge HIV from the San Francisco Department of Public Health will be in attendance handing out information on their newest vaccines and studies.

HARD DANCING. HARD CRUISING. HARD FRENCH.

Tickets are NOT SOLD OUT! You can visit these retail locations to purchase tickets (you will automatically be entered to win a free hotel room at Hotel Paradox in Santa Cruz, too!):

• Hangr 16 (San Francisco): 3128 16^th St (btwn Guerrero and Valencia), thru Friday February 1st.
• Saturn Cafe (Santa Cruz): 145 Laurel Street,  thru Friday Februray 1st.

We’ll also have tickets available at these nightlife events (and one shopping party),  look for the Hard French sign!

• Wednesday January 30^th, Stay Gold, 10pm, Public Works (161 Erie Street, San Francisco)
• Thursday January 31st, Hard French Hearts Stony Pony Shop In, Stone Pony (3552 20th St. btwn Mission and Valencia, San Francisco). Get your look for the Ball with the Stone Pony stylists!
• Friday February 1st, SOMETHING Soul, , 10pm, the Stud (399 9^th St., San Francisco)

Tickets will also be available at the Cocoanut Grove Box Office on February 2^nd from 2pm – 5pm and when doors open at 9pm.

Remember to guarantee entry into the event – get your tickets early! See you at the ball!

xoxo the Hard French Crew

*** FACEBOOK *** VIDEO *** FAQ *** ENTERTAINMENT *** KING & QUEEN OF THE BALL***

As a reminder, this year’s finalists have each chosen community beneficiaries that they’re running on behalf of (sort of like Celebrity Apprentice but way cooler, and I think I’m prettier than Donald Trump!) — the winners will each have at least $250 donated to the org/project of their choice.  (And you can help raise those numbers by visiting the photobooth and coat check, which are being added to the kitty!)  Of course, we want our winners to also walk away with more than just our adoration and the satisfaction of helping out the community, so we’re showering them with treats from local sponsors: Rickshaw Bags, Amoeba Music, Saturn Cafe, Stone Pony, Ike’s Sandwiches, Boogaloos, Nick’s Pizza, Lexington Club, Courtney Trouble/Indie Porn Prize Pack, Extreme Pizza, California Academy of Sciences, HiTops, Cafe Delmarette, and The Picnic Basket.  There is a lot on the line, y’all!

So, without further ado, I present your court (in alphabetical order, calm down!) including their hopes, dreams, and a selection of all the nice things people said about them in the nominations process!

see you on the dancefloor,
Lil Miss Hot Mess

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Queen

Erin “Classy” Clossey

Seven-word self summary: Tough little Indiana bird: fingering farm-girl

Why I want to queen: My friends nominated me, and at first I was a bit embarrassed because I’m shy; however, I now see great opportunity in being Hard French Queen.  I’m already really involved in my community, and this will only further my evolvement as well as my ability to make a positive impact for SCRAP.

Beneficiary:  SCRAP is a great SF based non-profit that helps the environment while furthering the arts and education.  Win, win, win!

Words from friends: ”Erin has a smile that says, ‘Yeah? Why the fuck not?!’ and that makes the world a better place.”  ”She’s always there for friends, family and coworkers with a smile, help, a hug, or a beer. Easily one of the most regally all around amazing women ever.”  ”Erin Clossey is a breath of fresh air. Unicorns and rainbows surround her. She is a peach!”  ”I would trust her with a secret. I’d even trust her with my kids. Plus, she’s cute.”

Jocquese “SirJoq” Whitfield

Seven-word self summary: ” A humble dancer whose living his dream and would like to share it with the world “

Why I want to be queen: I would like to be Queen because I would represent the title with excellence & grace. Plus I can give back to an organization of my choice to help those in need.

Beneficiary: Dance Brigade’s Dance Mission Theater is a non-profit, multi-cultural dance center located in the heart of San Francisco’s Mission District. They offer financial aid to students who can’t afford dance classes and they also have a sliding scale pricing for adults who can’t afford dance classes. I’m humbly thankful to this dance center for giving me the chance to teach Vogue & Tone, and I would love to give back as a way to say Thank You!

Words from friends: ”JoQ is fierce beyond words. Once you see this queen DIP in stilettos, you’ll understand!”  Jocquese Whitfield’s presence arouses attention and entertainment to the mind body and soul.  With grace and dedication Joq physically and emotionally expresses a story effortlessly on the dance floor.”  ”Incredible dancer and instructor!!”   “Lets not forget his class will whoop your ass into shape!”

Marie Brand

Seven-word self summary: FIERCE, FAT, FLY FEMME DANCING QUEEN

Why I want to be queen: Hard French is more than just a party to me, it’s a community, a network, a support, a release, a safe place and a movement. From letting me fulfill my dreams of being a fat fierce go go queen to their continued support and dedication to us over at the Dyke March, I know Hard French has got the communities back. Who wouldn’t want to represent this beautiful enigma!?!?

Beneficiary: I find my sanity on the dance floor and understand the need for a safe space to express yourself, create, and tell your story. I believe art is one of the purest forms of expression and Fresh Meat Productions‘ Sean Dorsey, has created a home where transgender and genderqueer artists can express their stories through their art, in their own words, and in their own the way.

Words from Friends: “Marie has been a huge presence in the SF Bay Area and has touched the lives of many in a positive way with her smile, great personality and of course, amazing dance moves.”  ”She has drive and doesn’t give up on her dreams. Beautiful passion.”  ”She’s smart, sassy, fun and she’s dedicated to helping others.”  ”She’s the cat’s pajamas and will blow away anyone else competing.”

Mia Tu Mutch

Seven-word self summary: Mia is an educator, agitator, and mermaid
Why I want to queen: I always wanted to be Miss America, but thought the swimsuit portion might be a little too much so I’m trying this first.

Beneficiary: LYRIC is working to bring our LGBTQ school base initiative to more SFUSD schools to offer more students a safe and supportive classroom. Through this initiative, students, teachers and parents can explore the intersections of racism, classism, sexism, and homophobia through transformative classes, trainings, and community events.

Words from friends: “Mia is a power femme rocking this city in the name of whores, the poor, trans peeps, the queers, the kids and all other fabulously down-trodden folks. I am always stoked when I hear her speak because it makes believe that the youth are gonna keep the flame burning!”  ”She is an exquisite individual who is FIERCE in practically every single way.”  ”She has a wicked sense of humor, legs for days, and she’s doing it for the kids at LYRIC.”

Princess Donna

Seven-word self summary: Trying to change the world one porn at a time.

Why I want to be queen: I mean I wish I had some really nobel answer to this question. But I don’t. I love Hard French, and I every year at the Winter Ball I try and do a last minute write-in campaign. Never works. So, this time I figured I’d try for real. I moved to LA and I still want to be a part of my queer community in San Francisco. And I feel like maybe if I got to be queen, you guys wouldn’t forget about me altogether

Beneficiary: I’m choosing St. James Infirmary because everyone needs healthcare and a place to feel safe! And as a part of the sex industry I appreciate all the St. James does to provide that space.

Words from friends: “Donna is a bad ass b*tch with a really mushy sweet center!”   “Donna is a well known member of the queer community and also a respected director at kink.com.  She is dynamic, driven, stubborn, ambitious, and she has worked extremely hard to become successful as  a queer woman is in a male dominated industry.”  ”She’s…. Princess Donna. What more information do you need?”

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King

Alex Blevins

Seven-word self summary: Sensitive and yielding like a Nerf Ball

Why I want to be king: I feel I represent the Hard French family well. All the laughter and love that the party provides is the same laughter and love I offer my San Francisco family.

Beneficiary:  I’m supporting Larkin Street Youth Services because there are almost 6,000 youths in the Bay Area that find themselves without a place to live each year. Larkin Street houses these youths who have come from homes of abuse and neglect and give them a new life no matter race, gender, or sexual orientation.

Words from friends: ”Alex is the awesome mix of genuine teddy bear and hardcore motherfucker that you’d feel equally comfortable taking to a vampire slaughter or grandma’s sunday dinner. And after dinner, he’d be the type to carry grandma up and down a half pipe at blinding speed, making sure if they fell, he – not grandma – would be the one wiping out and bleeding.”  ”Where else can you find such honesty, sexiness, and attitude rolled up into one red beard?”

Dusty Lynn Childers

Seven-word self-summary: Sassy Plus Size Southern Realness

Why I want to be king: I want to reign simply because I believe the children are our future IF we treat them well and let them lead the way. Also, the world needs a piece.

Beneficiary: The Ali Forney Center does such important work in the Queer Yourh Community. Their work speaks to my soul.

Words from friends: ”Dusty brings joy to people’s lives, helps us love harder and laugh louder. Glitter follows him whenever he helps us become the better person we could be. He is selfless and thoughtful. He gives great face and can put together a hell of an outfit.”  ”She is Grand and a delight full of wonderful humor and joyful surprise, and willing and able to spread it around thick as the best peanut butter and marmalade on fantastic bread.”

Jenna Haywood

Seven word self-summary: Die-Hard-Frencher Getting Shit Done

Why I want to be king: We need to keep the politics in queer. We need to make our voices heard. A vote for me is a vote for us.

Beneficiary: Civilian-Soldier Alliance is an anti-war organization that advocates for the rights of veterans and all communities affected by war. War is a queer issue. The anti-war movement needs our support.

Words from friends: ”Jenna helps us remember that the time to build the world we want to see is now, not later after our shit is all tidied up. People see her at parties but might not know that she does hella anti-war organizing with vets and reads a lot of geeky critical theory by day, or that she interns in Campos’ office working on homeless issues, all while holding down a job.”  ”I know for a face that she has a killer speech if she were to be nominated.”

Jerry Lee

Seven-word self summary: International Party Girl/ Stage Tech Extraordinaire

Why I want to be king: Being crowned King of the Hard French Winter Ball will not only help out an organization that I truly love but It will also most likely increase my chances of getting gang banged in the balcony.

Beneficiary: Sins Invalid is one of the bay areas most life affirming performance projects. I have been honored to have stage managed their shows over the years.

Words from friends: “Jerry Lee is is kind, humble, sweet, sexy, chatty, upbeat, genuine and frankly, a national treasure.”  ”Duh, without him the entire queer art community would be F*CKED!  Jerry Lee spends all his free time helping us all create fabulous stage shows.  He is the man behind the curtain, herding kittens, cooling off divas and getting shit done.”  ”He loves life and grabs it by the balls every chance he gets! He works hard and plays hard.”

Paul Hendry

Seven-word self summary: Passionate trans/lgb community and event organizer

Why I want to be king:  O’ to be king of this Bay Area-landia even for one sacred night would be a testament to the work I have been doing over the last few years. It would give me an even greater opportunity to give back!

Beneficiary: I want to give to San Francisco LGBT Community Center because of the important work that they are doing to empower the trans community from youth to adults through their youth programs including youth meal night and the Transgender Economic Empowerment Initiative. They, also, are doing amazing things with financial literacy, small business assistance, and first time home buying.
Words from friends: “Paul is a constant source of support for his community, offering food, a warm place to stay, a friendly ear, or just open arms. There are few people who cross paths with Paul Hendry that don’t walk away feeling more connected to him & their community.”  ”He is a shining example of what we all should be- a true human being.”  ”He’s HOT. Funny, has read comics his whole life. And, most importantly, LOOVES pickles!”

HARD FRENCH WINTER BALL 2013: ¡SACAMELO! from Dirtyglitter on Vimeo.

It’s time once again to nominate your friends, lovers, crushes, and all-around heros for the Hard French Winter Ball King & Queen competition!  As always, we’re looking for extraordinary folks from our community who are smart, sweet, artsy, crafty, committed, bold, big-hearted, and of course, self-identifiably sexy and know how to shake their tail feathers!  Ultimately, it’s a chance to honor the folks who tend to put in more than they get back, to say thank you for being part of what makes our community so great!

New this year, our nominees will each be competing for an organization of their choice to become the community beneficiaries of the Winter Ball (it’s sort of like Celebrity Apprentice but without Donald Trump) — it’s another way of supporting the work these great folks are doing and giving back to our community!  Of course, all finalists receive FREE entry to the Winter Ball.  The winners will receive a 2013 Season Pass to Hard French, as well as a prize pack including gift certificates and treats to some of our favorite spots (we’re constantly updating this list!!!):

• Rickshaw Bags
• Amoeba Music
• Saturn Cafe (Santa Cruz!)
• Stone Pony
• Ike’s Sandwiches
• Boogaloos
  
• Nick’s Pizza
• Lexington Club
• Courtney Trouble/Indie Porn Prize Pack
• Extreme Pizza
  
• California Academy of Sciences
• HiTops
• Cafe Delmarette (Santa Cruz!)
• The Picnic Basket / The Penny Ice Creamery (Santa Cruz!)

The nomination form and official rules are below / after the jump — and don’t forget to get your tickets now!

XOXO,
Lil Miss Hot Mess, your official vote counter

THE RULES

1. NOMINATIONS ARE NOW CLOSED.  We have extended the nominations process.  Nominations now close Wednesday, January 23rd at 6:00pm Pacific time.
2. You can only submit the form once.
3. Four finalists will be chosen in each category and announced by Saturday, January 26th so they can campaign and compete for your affections. Everyone who attends the HFWB on Saturday, February 2nd will be able to vote for the winners at the dance!
4. We are not the gender binary police nor are we trying to be all coupley about it!  Nominate your friends in whatever category feels best and don’t necessarily think of them as a couple.
5. Some folks aren’t eligible because they already get a lot of love and have to be impartial: the Hard French crew and Lil Miss Hot Mess (thanks though).

Nominations are now closed!  Thank you for submitting!!!

Questions, comments, concerns? Contact Lil Miss Hot Mess via email or Facebook.

December 1st 3pm – 8pm
$7